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Calcium

Newsflash: I fucked your furry brother!!



MY NAME IS calcium AND I WANT TO FUCK!!!

Name: Calcium

Age: just turned 12

Sex: no thanks

i am NOT a HOMoSEXUAL!!! i have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with GOATS!!!!


if you have a wife...

I WILL MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HIM

DONT MESS WITH ME MY DAD HAS A GUN

my favorite bands include:

1. deathgrips

2. anything that isnt made by ARTISTS WITH TALENT

if you arent an Creationist HOP OFF MY DICK BROSKI

fAQ

Q: Will you have sex with my wife?

A: IDK I FUCC A LOT OF MEN

EAT MY ASS IDIOT